Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Gotta Love Drunk People

(Sherry sent this to me. Hilarious!)

A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a
loudpounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He

slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets d! ressed, and goes out into the pounding

rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, Please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

6 Comments:

Blogger Suz said...

ROFL, That was cute.

By the way, love your blog layout.

Hugs Suz

4:08 PM  
Blogger LadyBugCrossing said...

LOL!!
LadyBug

PS - Love your new look!

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Blogger It's a FLIP-FLOP World said...

Yeap I have read that one before..Thanks again for visiting my blog...as humble as it is...

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