Friday, March 31, 2006

Friday Funny... Out of the Mouths of Babes!

The Way Children See Things!
(an email I received)

Nudity

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when
a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout
from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!

Honesty

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it
in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my
bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming
little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in
the toilet a few days ago.

Opinions

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note
from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are
not necessarily those of his parents."

Ketchup

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to
answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.
Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.
She's hitting the bottle."

More Nudity

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and
then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

Elderly


While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The
various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs,
unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of
false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage
of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never
believe this!"

Dress Up

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw
her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that
suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache
the next morning."

Death

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister
heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently,
his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that
proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton
batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The
minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with
sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his Father always said:
"Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn ... and into the hole
he gooooes."

School

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just
wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they
won't let me talk!"

Bible

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he
fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He
picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had
been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called
out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young
boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"


*** Kelly or as I so lovingly call her- NyQuil Lovin' Nello launched her new design business. Go check her out! And get in line for a blog makeover! She's simply the best ;) ***

48 Comments:

Blogger Feathers said...

Oh my gosh those are funny! I loved the ones about the ketchup and the elderly. I enjoyed my visit to your site :)

11:48 PM  
Blogger OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL! I think my favorite is the little girl after her first week of school! Oh the irony of that!

Here from Michele tonight!

12:10 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Very Funny! I especially like the one with the naked lady in the convertible. Michele sent me

12:15 AM  
Blogger Thumper said...

LOL...those are hysterical!

Here via Michele's :)

12:27 AM  
Blogger barbie2be said...

i love these "out of the mouths of babes" things. michele sent me!

12:36 AM  
Anonymous Im Chele In [dot] LA said...

i think you were misses so I thought I would stop by..
Over from the other Michele's

1:01 AM  
Blogger *~Tey~* said...

that's hilarious!

1:06 AM  
Blogger Viamarie said...

Really funny. Thanks for dropping by my blog.

Have a great day!

2:55 AM  
Blogger Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

What a hoot. I love the one about the opinion note from the parents to the teacher. Maybe I shouldn't laugh, it could be a good idea. :)

7:38 AM  
Blogger monica said...

Your silly Fridays always make me laugh.

Did you know I titled my post the same thing? LOLO?????

7:42 AM  
Blogger Mindless Dribbler said...

Ha...very funny Kimmy. I might have to give a note to my kids to give to their teachers like in the "opinions" one.

7:56 AM  
Blogger Emily said...

LOL!! Cute, cute cute!! I love those!

9:56 AM  
Blogger FrogLegs said...

LOL. Poor Adam, I bet he never thought to check the bible for underwear. ;)

10:19 AM  
Blogger Reverberate58 said...

I like the Opinions note and Adams Underware the best. Good laugh for today!!

11:03 AM  
Blogger Marv said...

I can sure use some laughs here!!! they are hilarious!

11:06 AM  
Blogger Maribeth said...

Thank you so much for the Friday morning giggles!!!

11:55 AM  
Blogger Carmen said...

Adam's underwear! Ha ha ha!

Thanks for the giggle.

12:19 PM  
Blogger Susan said...

Those were really funny! Thanks for the laugh today.

12:25 PM  
Blogger ƒåυνέ said...

As the mom of a 4yr old, these were all too real. Thanks for the laugh!
Here via Michele's

12:46 PM  
Blogger Chana said...

...that was soo cute-thank you!

enjoy your wknd...

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Froggie said...

Hehehe... Thanks for the laugh!!!

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Chrissie said...

I love those kid stories - they are priceless!

Smiles,
Chrissie

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Chrissie said...

Wow!
I can't believe you had almost 100 people visit your TT!!!
How long did it take for you to get that many visitors?
Wow!

1:45 PM  
Blogger Thumper said...

LOL...jst thinking, I kinda did the same thing to my kid with his toothbrush, only it was because the cat was caught gnawing on them...

Here via Michele's again!

1:55 PM  
Blogger vanx said...

"Bible" could also have been labeled "Nudity"~,:^)

1:57 PM  
Anonymous knitti-me said...

Thanks for the chuckle.

Thanks from stopping by my blog via Michele's.

2:06 PM  
Blogger Dak-Ind said...

heheheh i had seen this one in my own email a while back. the best part was i still read it all the way through and i still laughed!

michele sent me

3:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey those are great and so is this blog! I love it!
Michele sent me cause she sent you to my blog. Hello..happy Friday

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Cyndy said...

Thanks for the laughs. Happy Friday. Michele sent me cause you were sent to me by her.
Great blog! Great reading.

3:46 PM  
Blogger WendyWings said...

Here from Micheles, half of these sound like something my little girl would come out with lol.

3:51 PM  
Blogger Thumper said...

:::going to explore the nether regions of your blog:::

4:02 PM  
Blogger stacey said...

Those are hilarious! Thanks for the visit to my blog. We bought the tree at Lowe's, I think it was about $40.

4:09 PM  
Blogger Flourish & Blotts said...

LOL! I'm visiting from Michele's place.

4:20 PM  
Blogger panthergirl said...

I thought these were real when I started reading...time to go home from work! Getting Punchy!

HEre via michele

4:29 PM  
Blogger EmilyRoseJewel said...

Funny stuff! Have a great weekend!

4:32 PM  
Blogger Katherine said...

ha ha! Where do you find these!

4:37 PM  
Blogger Cheerio's on my butt? said...

Ver funny! Thanks for the laughs!

4:53 PM  
Blogger YellowRose said...

Very cute! Love the Adams's underwear!! LOL Thanks for the laugh...I needed it tonight!

Here via Michele's!

6:39 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

Thanks for stoppin' by my place from Michele's!

6:53 PM  
Anonymous deana said...

Very funny. I enjoyed the laughs. kids.

Michele says hello!

7:04 PM  
Blogger Denial said...

Toothbrush LMAO!!!!!!

11:33 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

I love Kelly! Great funnies! Thanks for sharing. I just noticed you have a link to McDreamy and Crew in your blogroll! You are freaking funny. We should start a fan blog. I know that there are probably hundreds, but none by his two love interests, Kimmy and Shelli! lol

12:53 AM  
Blogger Viamarie said...

Thanks for the funny post. I needed this today.

(((Hugs)))

7:11 AM  
Blogger Goodbye Mes Amis said...

Funny stuff. I even got out of bed, walked downstairs to the kitchen to read them to my husband. We too, got a big kick out of the false teeth story.

2:30 PM  
Blogger Carmi said...

I love my kids precisely for the happies they bring into our lives every day.

Out of the mouths of babes indeed. These are priceless.

3:04 PM  
Blogger kenju said...

Theya re all cute jokes! Thanks for sharing. Michele sent me.

10:37 PM  
Blogger David said...

too tired - re arranged my bedroom - uggh set your clock forward 2 nite

12:03 AM  
Anonymous Pearl said...

Dress up and More Nudity are the best.

(In more ways than one I suppose)

12:10 AM  

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