Friday, March 24, 2006

Friday Funny

Woman's Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with the basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'5".

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall
and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac

36 Comments:

Blogger *Skittles* said...

LMAO She won't tell me either. ;)

11:35 PM  
Blogger Krisco said...

These are both hilarious!

1:36 AM  
Blogger barbie2be said...

vicky's secret is that you must have the body of a 13 year old girl to fit into any of her clothes.

2:11 AM  
Blogger Linda said...

Oh, this joke is SO me!

Saw you at michele's, thought I'd say hello!

4:01 AM  
Blogger Better Safe Than Sorry said...

lol, now i'm afraid to go to my doctor!
i've never been to victoria secret, we don't have one here, i've seen the catalogues, but i think clothing is something you need to try on.

6:34 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

HA! After a day like that, you'd most certainly need Prozac :)

7:09 AM  
Blogger karen! said...

Was that a true story? That is so funny!

10:21 AM  
Blogger Paisley said...

HAHAHAHA!!!

Someday I plan to be the weight my driver license says. hee hee.

10:40 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

LOL! That was great! Thanks!

10:55 AM  
Blogger mommyof4 said...

LMAO! She won't tell me either!

11:30 AM  
Blogger Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

What a riot!

12:09 PM  
Blogger Writer Mom said...

This really does happen, right? The shrinking and expanding on exam day? It's scientifically proven someplace, right?

Very very funny. A little close to home, but still smiling.

12:44 PM  
Blogger Reverberate58 said...

Ha ha ha. I am soon going for my first visit with a new doctor. I will have to keep this in mind. Too funny!

1:25 PM  
Blogger Suz said...

ROFL, Everytime I read that one I still laugh.

Hugs Suz

1:41 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

LOL those are great! Thanks for the laugh.

2:00 PM  
Blogger Susan said...

LOVED the joke. Passed it on to some friends. Happy Friday!

2:41 PM  
Blogger Maribeth said...

That is too funny!

3:14 PM  
Blogger It's a FLIP-FLOP World said...

Very good!! I should try that one at the doctor's office next time but all you have to do is to look at me to know that I would be lying HUGE!!! ha!! Sandy

3:17 PM  
Blogger Marv said...

Thanks for the laugh!! those are hilarious!!!!

3:24 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

HAHA...too funny!

and that picture...gravity's a bugger!!!

When I was 16, my sister, aunt and I were staying at a hotel with my family. We went down to the pool/sauna area, and when we opened the door to the sauna, there was this old woman sitting on the bench, facing the door, topless! I swear that her boobs were hanging down to her waist and I was soooo disgusted...I swear, I still cringe if I'm ever reminded of it. Gravity sucks.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

LOL! That is terrific!

BTW, my husband is getting mad at me because I keep playing the Tripod video from the other day. It still cracks me up!

4:54 PM  
Blogger Mama B said...

I know I can come here on Fridays for a good laugh!! LOL

7:07 PM  
Blogger FrogLegs said...

*giggle* The kiddo said "is that what she really looks like?" I todl him yes. "That is just not cool mom." To which I just nodded. LOL! ;) Have a great weekend kimmy!

8:58 PM  
Blogger Emily said...

I know Victoria's secret.....plastic surgery, babeee...

LOL

11:49 PM  
Anonymous Ficklechick said...

Thanks for the laugh! LOVE the first one :)

12:30 AM  
Blogger Denial said...

LOL, I do the opposite, so when she weighs me it goes down... a little boost for the ego!

12:53 AM  
Blogger quotidian said...

coming in from BlogMad....

LMAO! yeah i thought i was 145 lbs - then i checked it a week ago and i'm 170. uh-oh! :)

4:55 PM  
Blogger Veronika said...

That's funny. At least we can fib on our drivers license, huh?

7:32 PM  
Blogger Lei said...

Roflmbo!

9:47 PM  
Blogger WendyWings said...

LOL I love that picture I have used it on my blog before :)
Have a great weekend ( btw my Emmy revelation post is now up ;) )

9:53 PM  
Blogger Malinda777 said...

That is too funny, and somewhat true :)

Here from Michele

2:39 AM  
Anonymous Mendna said...

Surf here through blogmad and saw this post!!! Hahaa, funny!!

3:11 AM  
Blogger Gidget Bones said...

1st time here, found you surfing blog mad! Pretty blog!
Gidge

5:54 PM  
Blogger *~Tey~* said...

that's really funny. thanks for the giving me a very rare Monday Smile.

11:10 PM  
Blogger Chana said...

That happened to you too? LoL...that is funny...

2:22 PM  
Blogger Carmen said...

Sigh. Ain't it the truth?

2:32 PM  

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