Friday, March 24, 2006

Friday Funny

Woman's Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with the basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'5".

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall
and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac

36 Comments:

Blogger *Skittles* said...

LMAO She won't tell me either. ;)

11:35 PM  
Blogger Krisco said...

These are both hilarious!

1:36 AM  
Blogger barbie2be said...

vicky's secret is that you must have the body of a 13 year old girl to fit into any of her clothes.

2:11 AM  
Blogger Linda said...

Oh, this joke is SO me!

Saw you at michele's, thought I'd say hello!

4:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol, now i'm afraid to go to my doctor!
i've never been to victoria secret, we don't have one here, i've seen the catalogues, but i think clothing is something you need to try on.

6:34 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

HA! After a day like that, you'd most certainly need Prozac :)

7:09 AM  
Blogger karen! said...

Was that a true story? That is so funny!

10:21 AM  
Blogger Paisley said...

HAHAHAHA!!!

Someday I plan to be the weight my driver license says. hee hee.

10:40 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

LOL! That was great! Thanks!

10:55 AM  
Blogger mommyof4 said...

LMAO! She won't tell me either!

11:30 AM  
Blogger Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

What a riot!

12:09 PM  
Blogger Writer Mom said...

This really does happen, right? The shrinking and expanding on exam day? It's scientifically proven someplace, right?

Very very funny. A little close to home, but still smiling.

12:44 PM  
Blogger Reverberate58 said...

Ha ha ha. I am soon going for my first visit with a new doctor. I will have to keep this in mind. Too funny!

1:25 PM  
Blogger Suz said...

ROFL, Everytime I read that one I still laugh.

Hugs Suz

1:41 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

LOL those are great! Thanks for the laugh.

2:00 PM  
Blogger Susan said...

LOVED the joke. Passed it on to some friends. Happy Friday!

2:41 PM  
Blogger Maribeth said...

That is too funny!

3:14 PM  
Blogger It's a FLIP-FLOP World said...

Very good!! I should try that one at the doctor's office next time but all you have to do is to look at me to know that I would be lying HUGE!!! ha!! Sandy

3:17 PM  
Blogger Marv said...

Thanks for the laugh!! those are hilarious!!!!

3:24 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

HAHA...too funny!

and that picture...gravity's a bugger!!!

When I was 16, my sister, aunt and I were staying at a hotel with my family. We went down to the pool/sauna area, and when we opened the door to the sauna, there was this old woman sitting on the bench, facing the door, topless! I swear that her boobs were hanging down to her waist and I was soooo disgusted...I swear, I still cringe if I'm ever reminded of it. Gravity sucks.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Lynda said...

LOL! That is terrific!

BTW, my husband is getting mad at me because I keep playing the Tripod video from the other day. It still cracks me up!

4:54 PM  
Blogger Mama B said...

I know I can come here on Fridays for a good laugh!! LOL

7:07 PM  
Blogger FrogLegs said...

*giggle* The kiddo said "is that what she really looks like?" I todl him yes. "That is just not cool mom." To which I just nodded. LOL! ;) Have a great weekend kimmy!

8:58 PM  
Blogger Emily said...

I know Victoria's secret.....plastic surgery, babeee...

LOL

11:49 PM  
Anonymous Ficklechick said...

Thanks for the laugh! LOVE the first one :)

12:30 AM  
Blogger Denial said...

LOL, I do the opposite, so when she weighs me it goes down... a little boost for the ego!

12:53 AM  
Blogger quotidian said...

coming in from BlogMad....

LMAO! yeah i thought i was 145 lbs - then i checked it a week ago and i'm 170. uh-oh! :)

4:55 PM  
Blogger Veronika said...

That's funny. At least we can fib on our drivers license, huh?

7:32 PM  
Blogger Lei said...

Roflmbo!

9:47 PM  
Blogger WendyWings said...

LOL I love that picture I have used it on my blog before :)
Have a great weekend ( btw my Emmy revelation post is now up ;) )

9:53 PM  
Blogger Malinda777 said...

That is too funny, and somewhat true :)

Here from Michele

2:39 AM  
Anonymous Mendna said...

Surf here through blogmad and saw this post!!! Hahaa, funny!!

3:11 AM  
Blogger Gidget Bones said...

1st time here, found you surfing blog mad! Pretty blog!
Gidge

5:54 PM  
Blogger *~Tey~* said...

that's really funny. thanks for the giving me a very rare Monday Smile.

11:10 PM  
Blogger Chana said...

That happened to you too? LoL...that is funny...

2:22 PM  
Blogger Carmen said...

Sigh. Ain't it the truth?

2:32 PM  

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