Friday, July 21, 2006

Friday Funny

(This is an email my sister, Nickey, sent me.)

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied,"6."

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, "What is it?"

The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."


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And just for the (Friday) fun of it...
Our new nicknames are:

Git yer own racin' nickname on :p


Blogger Chana said...

3rd post in a row. i am getting spoiled here. hope this is great news...
thank you for the beautiful words is easy to love and Jacob you know, it's not my fault, lol...

nice husband (joke)

have a good evening honey. hope things are beginning to improve some. hugs to you both.

11:11 PM  
Blogger Pugs said...

Ha!Ha! Nice one..
Thanks for the visit.

4:55 AM  
Blogger Libragirl said...

3 in a week. I hope that means you are feeling better.

5:34 AM  
Anonymous Nyssa said...

lol poor old lady :P

9:58 AM  
Blogger Reverberate58 said...

This is too funny! You are feeling much better aren't you? Sure am seeing a lot more of you on the blog-o-sphere and I like that! Take care or yourself and the "Jackhammer".

10:05 AM  
Blogger Shelli said...

That is hilarious. I have missed you, girlfriend. So glad you are back.

1:05 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

wow, 3 posts in one week! I've missed you...glad you're back and hope you're feeling better :D

2:29 PM  
Blogger shirley said...


6:57 PM  

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