Friday, September 15, 2006

Friday Funny

(Another e-mail from my sister.)
Subject: Little Mary



The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
"Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little
Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy." Then she turned to Mary and
continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

1) you have a dirty mind,

2) you didn't read your homework, and

3) one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

9 Comments:

Blogger Kim said...

lol...good one, Kimmy ;)

...and informative, too...the pupil of the eye, huh? hehehe

2:05 PM  
Blogger Chana said...

ha, ha...naught little girl she is..sounds like me..

have a super duper wknd friend. hugs to you and Jacob and your pups...love and hugs.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

Love it! hee hee hee.

9:58 PM  
Blogger Marv said...

OMG! that's hilarious!!!!

Marv

1:38 AM  
Blogger FrogLegs said...

Serves her right, stupid little twit. Is it bad that I can picture kids faces in my mind about this... ;) LOL!

8:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm laughing out loud, I may cry. LOLOLOL

9:48 AM  
Blogger stacey said...

That's hilarious!!!

11:07 AM  
Blogger Emily said...

*Snort!!!*

I will have to send that one to my sister. She'll LOL.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous kailani said...

That is too funny! Thanks for the laughs!

3:49 PM  

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